Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Today is Tuessssdaaayyy

Tuesday's in my mind are usually a great day. Full of new releases of CD's and Movies and it gets really exciting when you actually care the new releases.

Today, I don't care. Nothing good out right now.

College Basketball has been fair to me this year. On Centsports.com I have gotten over 2 dollars now and it is mostly because of college basketball. Indiana State beats Missouri State by 12 to cover the 11 point spread and Southern Illinois covering -4 against some MVC opponent at home means I get over 2 dollars after a couple smaller bets.

Season Record: 2-3

Pitt destroyed Syracuse in the second half last night because the Orange play about as well on the road as the Washington Generals do and Pitt is actually good.

Kansas did win. I must say I was excited to see that and A&M looked bad. KU got some good play from the Morris twins (Two 3-pointers from twin 1) as well as the emergence of Mario Little's scoring ability.

However, A&M did not come close to covering. KU was up by 14 points five minutes into the game and almost maintained that the rest of the game.

Some thoughts from the game brought to you by Ron Franklin (RF) and Fran Fraschilla (FF).

Just before halftime:
RF: "The shot is short and that is a shot clock violation."

**Yes, the shot was short. No, it was not a shot clock violation. Texas A&M caught the ball as clear as day and THEN the shot clock buzzer went off.

Dear Ron,
Please pay attention if you are calling a basketball game on national television. You look like a fool when you so wrong that EVERYONE WATCHING KNEW YOU WERE WRONG!
Thanks,
DDSF

KU steals the ball Mario Little goes up for a layup that is waaay off because there is 2 seconds left.

RF: Little puts the ball up for an alley oop and that is halftime.

Ok, I could maybe understand that you miss that early in the game because it was an awful shot. I will give you that. But.....

THERE ARE 2 SECONDS LEFT IN THE HALF!!!!

WHY WOULD HE PUT UP AN ALLEY OOP FOR SHERRON COLLINS (all 5'11" of him) WHEN THERE ARE 3 (not 1, not 2, but 3) AGGIE DEFENDERS - all taller than Sherron - CLOSER TO THE BASKET!?!??!?!??!

Did I mention there were only 2 seconds left in the half?

Dear Ron,
Please pay attention if you are calling a basketball game on national television. Please stop talking with Fran (you and I both know he is not good for anyone's career) about Brady Morningstar's Dad, about how he used to coach and how he thinks the Aggies are getting behind because they are not playing defense when they are down 18-4. Excellent.
Thanks,
DDSF

I think that these are bad (really?!?!?), but Fran took the cake in the second half. He was talking about how he could not tell the Morris twins apart and said:

FF: "One of them has a little bigger 'fro." *Commercial*

He just left us with that.

That's bad enough on its own, but have you seen the Morris twins? They do not have 'fros.

Not at all.

Not even close.

Afro (n): An afro, sometimes called a "natural" or shortened to "fro", is a hairstyle in which the hair extends out from the head like a halo, cloud or ball.

Here are pictures of the Morris Twins.

Markieff.

Marcus.

Not even close.

Fran,
Please stop talking about basketball on national television.
Thanks,
DDSF


After all of that, I just have the energy to do another song of the day.

"Lollipop" by Framing Hanley

Pretty hilarious stuff. This is a cover of the Lil' Wayne song lollipop, just darker and rock oriented instead of hip hop and rap.

***Robot power shutting down noises***

DDSF

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